Auwe he mea maoli.
ʻO wau iho ʻaʻole makemake wau i ka lehulehu e huki ana i ka wahine hoʻokahi! A ʻelemakule ka lede me nā uʻi haʻalulu! ʻAʻole, maikaʻi loa ke kino, akā no ke aha e huki ai nā mea a pau iā ia me ka ʻole o ka condom? E hoʻopailua wau!
ʻO ke keiki, ʻoiaʻiʻo, ʻaʻole i hana maikaʻi loa. Hiki iā ia ke hoʻokalakupua ma mua o ka hoʻopau ʻana i ka pai Thanksgiving. Akā he hauʻoli ka hopena o kēia moʻolelo, no ka mea, ua hauʻoli kona makuahine i ka hoʻopaʻi ʻana iā ia, akā ua lilo ka hoʻopaʻi i mea ʻoi aku.
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